In another two weeks, Splash Mountain at Disney World’s Magic Kingdom will be closed, taken apart, and reimagined as a different water ride that is more socially appropriate or some other woke garbage of an excuse.
Splash Mountain has been the receptacle for the characters of Disney’s Song of the South, the movie that we have Zip A Dee Do Dah and other favorites from.
So, as a farewell to an old friend, I rode Splash Mountain one last time today. Goodbye, my friends. 🙁
