I’ve Got Twelve Months Left

After I did the first of my two funerals this morning and came back to my office, there was a message on my phone from the pacemaker department.

My pacemaker transmitted its month worth of data last night:
Twelve months left to the battery
Fluid levels fine
No arrhythmias recorded
No critical incidents noted.

I will be rechecked in another month.

Care to comment?