Everybody seems to be “identifying” as something/someone else nowadays. We have men identifying as women, women identifying as men, older people suing to identify as being younger, and on and on.
Well, why not identify as different professions as well?
I know what I’m going to do. I’m going to join this person and identify as a doctor:
And now, I’m going to hit the sack. I have the early Mass tomorrow and then will prepare for my aunt’s funeral Mass. G’night, all.