A Radical Change In Theology!

The Babylon Bee, a satirical website, recently proclaimed that Pope Francis announced that watching The View counted as time served in purgatory.  Oh, if only that were so!  I would actually begin to watch that show then.

However, I’m just curious, if I get time off of purgatory for watching The View, how much more will I get for watching Morning Joe or Rachel Maddow?  If I watch all of them at once, can I skip hell and go directly to heaven? 🙂

Care to comment?