Dear Mother Nature,
I wish to remind you that we live in Indiana, not Alaska. We are not supposed to have this many days of no sun. This is not the land of the midnight sun. This is Indiana. It has been eight days and we haven’t seen that pleasant little sphere in the sky.
We are getting cranky and depressed. We are losing Vitamin D. We are not enjoying this treatment at all.
The weatherman says that we are supposed to see the sun tomorrow. I sure hope you are not going to do anything to prove him wrong. I cannot take another day without the sun.
That is all.
Signed, a disgruntled customer