My Warranty Is Extended Another Month

I received my anticipated call from the pacemaker department this morning.  My pacemaker transmitted last night.  The report?

  • Leads stable
  • No arrhythmias recorded
  • Fluid level is normal
  • Seventeen months left on the battery life

My next transmit in the night of January 29th.  I’m good for another month.  Disney, here I come!  I just have to inform security that I need to be patted down because I cannot go through the metal detectors with a pacemaker.