Not Again!

I lost all sorts of time last year.  Hours and weeks of wasted time, nervous energy, and bleary eyes.  I never wanted to have that emotional trauma happen to me again.

And, yet, it is happening anew.  I do not know if I am strong enough to endure it anymore.  Please, help me!

What am I talking about, you say?  Haven’t you heard the news?  April the Giraffe is pregnant again.  What am I going to do?  I’ll be glued to the live feed waiting for her to deliver!  I was lucky enough to catch her in the act last year in April.  I want to see it again.

Do you think there might be a 12 Step group for us web cam addicts?  🙂