I lost all sorts of time last year. Hours and weeks of wasted time, nervous energy, and bleary eyes. I never wanted to have that emotional trauma happen to me again.
And, yet, it is happening anew. I do not know if I am strong enough to endure it anymore. Please, help me!
What am I talking about, you say? Haven’t you heard the news? April the Giraffe is pregnant again. What am I going to do? I’ll be glued to the live feed waiting for her to deliver! I was lucky enough to catch her in the act last year in April. I want to see it again.
Do you think there might be a 12 Step group for us web cam addicts? 🙂